Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

This tiny little blog has been nominated and is a finalist for the Best of Blogs award in the category of Best Daddy Blog. Who nominated it? Obviously it wasn’t you, so I had to do it myself. I originally wanted to enter it under the category of Best Sex Blog, but that was due to a misunderstanding on my part. I wondered how I was going to prove that I was the best at THAT. The good news is that you can vote for me without any qualms, because you’re not voting that I’m the best Daddy, just the Daddy with the best blog about being a Daddy.

My kids are crying in the background as I type this because I’m currently losing pretty badly, you don’t want that on your conscience do you? What you need to do is click on this link and then vote for Daddy’s Little Tax Credits. You can vote everyday from as many different computers as you have access to and you really should because the wailing in the background is becoming unbearable. All you have to do is check the box next to Daddy’s Little Tax Credits and then click the “Vote” button, the ballot is so simple and Chad free that even you Florida residents will be able to figure it out.

The sooner that I take the lead in the voting, the sooner you’ll get another post about my kids, which is probably why you were here anyway.

Finally, in a note that seems moderately related to this site, at least to the title, we finally received our stimulus check from Uncle Sam. $300 per kid for these two lunatics? It is SO not worth it. I bet I could get much more than that for them on the open market.